Total pages in book: 74
Estimated words: 72944 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 72944 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Well, at least it was clear the messier aspect of the scene hadn’t grossed him out. I’d never been quite sure how to manage the losing control part of the tickle kink, so he’d come up with a very practical solution at the very least.
“I’m not cute.” I wasn’t sure what I was at the moment but cute didn’t feel right.
He snorted, a full-on caveman sound that made me laugh. “Bullshit.”
He was so ridiculous.
“All clean.” His snicker should’ve warned me he was up to something but I wasn’t prepared for him to blow more raspberries on my stomach and giggle like a Disney villain. “So cute.”
My squeals were not cute.
“You’re such a—” Butthead. I was going to explain that in very clear words but he kissed me instead, going right for a tongue and take over my mouth kind of kiss.
Cheater.
He was a cheater too.
But I forgot that by the time he released my lips and was wearing a sexy smirk, clearly proud of himself. “Let’s get you a drink.”
I was naked again so to me that meant sitting up and drinking for myself, but he didn’t have the same picture that I did. He sat down on the bed and scooped me up, putting me on his lap again. I wasn’t lying back like a baby anymore, but the position wasn’t screaming grown-up.
However, he’d dug out my swirly straw and was always a really good snuggler, so I couldn’t complain as he brought the glass closer. “Nice and cold and you even have your fun straw.”
He was definitely still cheating me or doing something, but he was right—he’d gotten my straw. And the water was cold. And he liked holding me and doing things for me.
He hadn’t come, so being nice was probably the right thing to do.
Nice and wiggly and cute while I drank.
Yep, that made him nice and happy too.
He was so happy he was moaning by the time I’d finished my water. “You licked the fucking straw, baby. I think you were even fellating it at one point.”
Possibly.
I didn’t have much of a gag reflex, so it hadn’t been a problem.
Rolling my hips as he set the nearly empty glass down, I kissed his cheek and gave him my best sweet and adorable smile. “Thank you for my water.”
He just groaned.
Now who was the pain in the butt?
Me.
But since I was pretty sure he wanted to be the pain in my butt for a while, I clenched my cheeks and gave him another kiss. “Make love to me?”
He made another desperate and slightly frustrated sound as he looked down at my lap. “You’re not hard.”
Duh, I’d just come my brains out.
I might not be hard for a week…hours at the very least.
“One thing has nothing to do with the other. My dick is not going in my own ass. It doesn’t work like that unless you do weird porn and are really long.” Thankfully, we were both wonderfully average. Slightly above average but nothing startling.
Micha couldn’t decide if he wanted to laugh or groan, so I made the decision for him and gave him another kiss. This time it was my turn to fuck his mouth and be a fabulous distraction. I was so amazing and incredible at getting him completely off track he didn’t even realize I was straddling him until I tried to reach for the lube.
“Baby?” He found his brain once he managed to escape my amazing kisses.
“I want you to fill me up and make me feel like I’m completely yours again.” He was so stubborn I had to be honest with him if I was going to get what I wanted. “I’m not ready for that feeling to go away, so I need you to come deep inside me and get me all messy again.”
And he finally grinned. “Such a drama queen just to get what you want.”
Yep.
“So, do you want to help or are you going to watch me stretch myself?” With one finger at least or he’d worry. “You like watching.”
He flashed me a sexy grin. “I do, but this time I’m going to help.”
Because he was still deep in caretaker mode, so I gave him another cute cheek kiss. “Thank you.”
My big sexy sucker moaned. “Naughty boy.”
Yep, but I was better at not smiling, so I widened my eyes. “Me?”
Another distraction was clearly in order, so I handed him the lube and rose up on my knees again. “Help, please?”
Ha.
“You’re such a sexy brat.” Kissing my nose, he took the lube and squirted some out on his fingers. When his hand came down between us, I couldn’t hold back the shiver that raced through me as he teased my hole. “But you’re my sexy brat and I’m going to make sure you remember that.”
Since that seemed to mean he was going to do that by thoroughly fucking me, I kissed his cheek again and sank down just enough to have the tip of his finger ease into me. “I’ll remember…I promise.”