Total pages in book: 21
Estimated words: 19157 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 96(@200wpm)___ 77(@250wpm)___ 64(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 19157 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 96(@200wpm)___ 77(@250wpm)___ 64(@300wpm)
I think I’m still her baby. The one and only Croissant. But lately, and confusingly, I’ve heard him calling her his baby.
I hope that’s the only baby planned.
I don’t want to put up with any rivals. No babies or houseguests of any species is purrfectly fine with me. Just hoping this Valentine they mention isn’t some weird type of cat, like a Burmese or a Persian. I’ve heard there’s already a Pomeranian in the building - whatever that is. Sounds like a virus.
Whoever, or whatever this Valentine is, I’m ready to rip his eyes out, chew ‘em up and spit ‘em out. If this Valentine thing comes to a showdown, me against him, them, they, it, she, it’s going to be a Valentine’s Nightmare as far as I’m concerned.
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I’ve heard that they have pencilled Valentine’s Day as the time of my catnapping. Not sure when that is, so please watch out for me.
Until then, I’ll just go about my lives in my usual haughty manner, taking every opportunity to disrupt theirs whenever I can. Meoww!
The End