Total pages in book: 74
Estimated words: 72944 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 72944 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Most of the time.
Now it made me want to squirm, so I hid against his neck, which made him chuckle again as he kept moving around the kitchen suspiciously. “It’s okay. I’m going to take good care of you and make you so happy.”
Ugh.
No more margaritas.
None.
No more kinky crafts.
None.
Those two things should’ve never gotten mixed up together to begin with.
The internet was evil…it gave people ideas…and confidence.
What the hell was he doing in the fridge?
Micha was completely ignoring my existential crisis and humming as he finally stopped torturing me and walked us back to the bedroom. “You’re going to be cute and you’re going to laugh and you’re going to be helpless.”
I was starting to wish we both didn’t like me being helpless so much.
Sadly, that didn’t seem to be something I could change, especially with the way he was patting my butt and reminding me that he was holding me. I was already helpless. Stuck. Held by the caveman who was going to do silly, kinky things to me.
And he was going to do it happily.
Ugh.
I couldn’t panic if he was having fun. He should’ve known that instead of trying to make me confident again. That was just cheating, and once I could talk, I was going to make sure he knew how much trouble he was in.
Being happy when I was so stressed…he had no manners at all.
“If you keep bitching me out in your head, I’m not going to tickle you enough.” His dryly delivered threat had me sucking in a breath.
Rude and psychic.
My huff had his chest jerking in silent laughter, but I kissed his cheek before I went back to hiding. Everyone cute knew cheek kisses fixed nearly everything, so I wasn’t surprised when he sighed and patted my bottom again. “Good boy.”
That was probably cheating too, but I liked it when I was his good boy. I was never really good, but he had a very liberal definition that put me in that category on a regular basis.
He was really sweet.
But he was a lot of other things too because he set me and the stuff down on the bed without giving me time to panic. That was just so rude. I needed time to get worked up instead of him just starting in on the scene.
And I couldn’t even tell him to slow down so I could be dramatic.
Ugh.
Rude.
And then my shirt came off…there was nothing I could do about it anymore.
Oh well.
Micha didn’t even look apologetic at all. “Do you know how much I love seeing you helpless? This is going to be so much fun. This is going to be better than the cuffs and the leg spreader put together.”
He was not allowed to be this happy when I was trying to be a pain in the butt.
Kissing my nose, he leaned me back on the bed, still wearing a big smile. “I love it when you laugh and this is going to combine all of my favorite things into one scene.”
Now he was trying to be cute.
I just couldn’t handle how rude he was being, so I closed my eyes. If I couldn’t see him being cute, it couldn’t affect me.
“Your laughter was one of the first things I noticed about you that day in the ice cream place.” Micha started working on my pants as he talked, not acknowledging my pout at all. “Of course, how sexy you were when you licked the spoon was technically the first thing I noticed but your laughter wasn’t far behind.”
Bringing up how cute I was back then was somehow even ruder…and I was going to tell him that later too.
“Your eyes sparkle when you’re happy and you take my breath away.” His cheating was getting even worse because I was naked and not nearly frustrated enough. “And then you told me how much you like being tickled.”
The level of happiness in his voice made me squirm and I hid my face behind my hands so he wouldn’t see me blush. I couldn’t help but appreciate how it took away the temptation to peek at the stuff he’d gotten. I wasn’t smart all the time but I was curious.
But I’d saved myself.
“You completely let go and you were so sexy. I should’ve realized it was more than that, though.” He kissed the back of my hands but I was smart and stayed hidden. Yep, I was brilliant because he started opening the package.
I’d have seen it.
Nope. I had to stay hidden.
“You’d squeal and wiggle.” There were so many crinkly sounds I didn’t know what he was doing until my underwear came off. “You’d laugh until you couldn’t breathe, but that was when I made my error. I thought that was when I was supposed to stop.”
Hmm.
I ignored the way he lifted my bottom up and simply focused on his words because they were the most important thing. How soft stuff was or how snuggly it felt weren’t important at all. “I thought when you got to the losing control kind of laughter, that meant the game stopped so that accidents didn’t happen. I should’ve asked more questions.”